2 definitions by Joe Lafayette

husband-nagger

Tank-tops worn by women who are beaten by men wearing "wife-beaters."

In episode 123a of "COPS," Darlene complained that her husband Cooter was "ornery." She sported a typical "husband-nagger." Specifically, Darlene's was white, ribbed, and stained with popcorn chicken and PBR residue.

by Joe Lafayette November 12, 2005

man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

by Joe Lafayette November 12, 2005