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manlett

That one fat kid who goes to the gym but gets not gains and the only thing he run is his mouth.
I'm a manlett! Mate you are the biggest manlett I know!
by Manspeaksthetruth July 30, 2016
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Wild manlet

A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.

They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.

Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.

One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.

Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
by manlet hunter 3000 March 21, 2011
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Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.
Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!
by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017
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Manlet Monday

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
"Are you fuckin stoked for manlet monday?" - Sun
"Hell yeah. Im gonna twerk!" - Martinez
by goaart June 4, 2021
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Mandetta

A prolonged series of hostile, passive aggressive acts directed at random, unsuspecting men by a woman who is still mad over her last breakup.
Courtney: "I heard that Mary threw a drink on Todd last night when he asked her to go home with him."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."
by Nora Wrana May 30, 2008
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Manlet

A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any other man. They tend to be very muscular and wide, without a neck.
Guy: "You remember Maurice Jones-Drew?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.
by TheRickestRick April 19, 2016
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Mallette

In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)

It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.

Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron
I’ve been on a hot streak lately but no where near Laura. She’s headed for a “Mallette” !!!
by Joe Zappa March 10, 2021
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