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mankarn

This word originated from latino cultures. A “mankarn” is a person who rarely showers and smells like male genitalia. Usually they are very stupid individuals who act like they know what they are saying but make absolutely no sense. Their dreadful odour and irritating personality usually leaves them as hopeless lovers.
Roy: Hey Ron! Do you smell that?

Ron: yeah eww! wtf? smells like dick!
Roy: Yeah smells like a "mankarn" walked by or something

Ron: This can be lethal...lets get out!
by royjoy March 5, 2013
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Mankarn

Mankarn is clearly a name given to a terrorist in-making. Usually, Mankarn's are seen with a turban. These turbans act as personal brain enhancers. These turbans have many functions.

They usually have brain chips which allow the person to gain much knowledge. Example being reading a book and storing it in a memory chip. When a test comes up, they can access their memory chips.

They also have a store in Saudi Arabia which will allow them to get pre-configured turbans which have many features built-in. They have Algebra Sets, Algebra II, Geometry, and many more, not known to non-purebread turban wearers.

Some of these turbans have storages that will allow any kind of item to be shrunk and stored in the turban itself.

These turbans all have Anti-Bombing shields. These anti-bombing shields have a special mechanism that allows the purebread turban wearer to be protected while "suicide" bombing.
Normal person: Hey, hows it going? Nice day we're having here.
Another Normal Person: Yeah... look at that air plane... that's kind of... OH SHIT WTF?!
Purebread Turban Wearer - Mankarn: Muhahaha My plan is working perfectly.
Turban Accomplice: Yes, very good. Activate the shield, Mankarn.
by Turban Informer January 2, 2008
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mankaran

A mankaran is very charming and charismatic person, they are probably the nicest person you have ever met and always wants the greatest good for people but there rotten luck turns it to the opposite no matter how hard they try to do good for people they end up "fucking up". Girls will always cause them stress and instead of helping worsen there life.
i love mankaran i can never let him go, but he keeps fucking up .
by estavan August 10, 2016
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mankan

a lankan, similar yet different.originated in south auckland newzeland, roots in both south auckland and Srilankan. Anomoly of a Srilankan
ado mankan wat r doin
mankans if the world unit
peel a mankan
by poornaka June 19, 2005
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ManKaren

The male equivalent to Karen, usually a balding overweight middle aged man whos wife has left him for someone who is less of a Karen.

Can usually be found in McDonald's complaining to the manager, on Facebook complaining about liberals, black people, migrants and the EU or crying into his pint while he signs the divorce papers.
by ExistentialGoat August 6, 2020
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Mannarn

The coolest person in the entire world. If a person is a 'Mannarn' this implies she/he is:
Entertaining
Outgoing
Socially Accepted
Characteristically funny
Genuine pleasure to be around

If you meet a Mannarn, let them know! What a compliment!
Woman 1: "Dude look at that Mannarn over there"
Woman 2: "Shit, i wish i was as cool as she is......"
by absigelly July 28, 2011
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mankirn

A great person with a great personality. Usually a person who is funny, loveable and always ready for fun. Usually hang in squads consisting of 2 girl to 1 boy ratio. Loves Netflix and romantic walks through the McDonalds drive-thru.
" Who's that girl walking through McDonalds?"
" Probably a Mankirn"
by Maccaracca June 23, 2016
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