This word originated from latino cultures. A “mankarn” is a person who rarely showers and smells like male genitalia. Usually they are very stupid individuals who act like they know what they are saying but make absolutely no sense. Their dreadful odour and irritating personality usually leaves them as hopeless lovers.
Roy: Hey Ron! Do you smell that?
Ron: yeah eww! wtf? smells like dick!
Roy: Yeah smells like a "mankarn" walked by or something
Ron: This can be lethal...lets get out!
Ron: yeah eww! wtf? smells like dick!
Roy: Yeah smells like a "mankarn" walked by or something
Ron: This can be lethal...lets get out!
by royjoy March 3, 2013
Mankarn is clearly a name given to a terrorist in-making. Usually, Mankarn's are seen with a turban. These turbans act as personal brain enhancers. These turbans have many functions.
They usually have brain chips which allow the person to gain much knowledge. Example being reading a book and storing it in a memory chip. When a test comes up, they can access their memory chips.
They also have a store in Saudi Arabia which will allow them to get pre-configured turbans which have many features built-in. They have Algebra Sets, Algebra II, Geometry, and many more, not known to non-purebread turban wearers.
Some of these turbans have storages that will allow any kind of item to be shrunk and stored in the turban itself.
These turbans all have Anti-Bombing shields. These anti-bombing shields have a special mechanism that allows the purebread turban wearer to be protected while "suicide" bombing.
They usually have brain chips which allow the person to gain much knowledge. Example being reading a book and storing it in a memory chip. When a test comes up, they can access their memory chips.
They also have a store in Saudi Arabia which will allow them to get pre-configured turbans which have many features built-in. They have Algebra Sets, Algebra II, Geometry, and many more, not known to non-purebread turban wearers.
Some of these turbans have storages that will allow any kind of item to be shrunk and stored in the turban itself.
These turbans all have Anti-Bombing shields. These anti-bombing shields have a special mechanism that allows the purebread turban wearer to be protected while "suicide" bombing.
Normal person: Hey, hows it going? Nice day we're having here.
Another Normal Person: Yeah... look at that air plane... that's kind of... OH SHIT WTF?!
Purebread Turban Wearer - Mankarn: Muhahaha My plan is working perfectly.
Turban Accomplice: Yes, very good. Activate the shield, Mankarn.
Another Normal Person: Yeah... look at that air plane... that's kind of... OH SHIT WTF?!
Purebread Turban Wearer - Mankarn: Muhahaha My plan is working perfectly.
Turban Accomplice: Yes, very good. Activate the shield, Mankarn.
by Turban Informer December 7, 2007