1 definition by Turban Informer
Mankarn is clearly a name given to a terrorist in-making. Usually, Mankarn's are seen with a turban. These turbans act as personal brain enhancers. These turbans have many functions.
They usually have brain chips which allow the person to gain much knowledge. Example being reading a book and storing it in a memory chip. When a test comes up, they can access their memory chips.
They also have a store in Saudi Arabia which will allow them to get pre-configured turbans which have many features built-in. They have Algebra Sets, Algebra II, Geometry, and many more, not known to non-purebread turban wearers.
Some of these turbans have storages that will allow any kind of item to be shrunk and stored in the turban itself.
These turbans all have Anti-Bombing shields. These anti-bombing shields have a special mechanism that allows the purebread turban wearer to be protected while "suicide" bombing.
They usually have brain chips which allow the person to gain much knowledge. Example being reading a book and storing it in a memory chip. When a test comes up, they can access their memory chips.
They also have a store in Saudi Arabia which will allow them to get pre-configured turbans which have many features built-in. They have Algebra Sets, Algebra II, Geometry, and many more, not known to non-purebread turban wearers.
Some of these turbans have storages that will allow any kind of item to be shrunk and stored in the turban itself.
These turbans all have Anti-Bombing shields. These anti-bombing shields have a special mechanism that allows the purebread turban wearer to be protected while "suicide" bombing.
Normal person: Hey, hows it going? Nice day we're having here.
Another Normal Person: Yeah... look at that air plane... that's kind of... OH SHIT WTF?!
Purebread Turban Wearer - Mankarn: Muhahaha My plan is working perfectly.
Turban Accomplice: Yes, very good. Activate the shield, Mankarn.
Another Normal Person: Yeah... look at that air plane... that's kind of... OH SHIT WTF?!
Purebread Turban Wearer - Mankarn: Muhahaha My plan is working perfectly.
Turban Accomplice: Yes, very good. Activate the shield, Mankarn.
by Turban Informer December 7, 2007