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To injure oneself (especially in the balls) by doing something stupid.
He manjured himself trying to tight rope walk along the balcony railing.
manjure by Professor Stevebob September 16, 2021
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Manure Hole 

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.
Manure Hole by ellis292 December 15, 2009
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Horse manure 

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.
Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!
Horse manure by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018
Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.
I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.
ManUre by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007
A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.
She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

manure occureth 

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".
Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.
manure occureth by themagichat November 3, 2007
An Manjree might come off as indifferent and impatient occasionally but it's only because she is working for greater good which takes a lot of effort.
The queen of real goon nation and one of a kind. Never less than awesome.
She is overall funny, kind, a savage, intelligent and just overall an amazing person.
You are really lucky if you have an Manjree in your life especially if you are dating her, and you are the luckiest person in the world if she is your wife.
Stunning long legs, hazel eyes, perfect smile, dimples, freckles, pure soul, and every guy's dream.
she's like a drug! Your heart races and you can't get enough of Manjree's gorgeousness.
Her name is Manjree. Manjree is very gorgeous.
Manjree by moonsul October 12, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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