manjure

To injure oneself (especially in the balls) by doing something stupid.

He manjured himself trying to tight rope walk along the balcony railing.

by Professor Stevebob September 16, 2021

Manure Hole

Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.

by ellis292 December 15, 2009

Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

ManUre

Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.

by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007

manure

A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

manure occureth

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.

by themagichat November 3, 2007

Manjree

An Manjree might come off as indifferent and impatient occasionally but it's only because she is working for greater good which takes a lot of effort.
The queen of real goon nation and one of a kind. Never less than awesome.
She is overall funny, kind, a savage, intelligent and just overall an amazing person.
You are really lucky if you have an Manjree in your life especially if you are dating her, and you are the luckiest person in the world if she is your wife.
Stunning long legs, hazel eyes, perfect smile, dimples, freckles, pure soul, and every guy's dream.
she's like a drug! Your heart races and you can't get enough of Manjree's gorgeousness.

Her name is Manjree. Manjree is very gorgeous.

by moonsul October 12, 2020