Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.
I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.
by Dr. Graham Garden April 10, 2007
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A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.
She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.
by UltimateDoge August 07, 2021
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The degree to which a phrase or statement is "bull ****"
The press release from that politician had a very high manurity.
by greenpc February 05, 2010
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A bro freaking out in a highly animated manner about something that ultimately isn't something that warrants freaking out at all about.
He had a manurism when he found peppers in his salad. We now call them rage peppers.
by RagePeppers February 14, 2016
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Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.
by ellis292 December 15, 2009
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Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.
Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!
by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018
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The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".
Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.
by themagichat October 16, 2007
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