Inception of an alternate situation relying on subjective interpretations of selective events occurring given no evidence to the contrary, helping to eliminate all doubt to the
evidence presented, while glossing over pesky facts to help realize the greater
good.
Student to Professor -
"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my
work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your
work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my
work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my
work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I
will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"
From this exchange the professor
will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student
will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in
time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty
American secondary school system.
Student to
Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" -
Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
