Inception of an alternate situation relying on subjective interpretations of selective events occurring given no evidence to the contrary, helping to eliminate all doubt to the evidence presented, while glossing over pesky facts to help realize the greater good.
Student to Professor -
"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"
From this exchange the professor will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty American secondary school system.
Student to Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" - Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"
From this exchange the professor will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty American secondary school system.
Student to Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" - Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
by YohimbineHCL September 8, 2011
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When one manipulates a situation and monopolizes the conversation.
When one manipulates a situation and monopolizes the conversation.
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When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.
Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!
by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009
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by Genny S. January 5, 2008
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Uses a lot of emojis
If your a manipuri guy you are most likely to be a simp
If your a manipuri girl you most likely suffer from main character syndrome
Manipuri are known for being friendly.
Uses a lot of emojis
If your a manipuri guy you are most likely to be a simp
If your a manipuri girl you most likely suffer from main character syndrome
Manipuri are known for being friendly.
by Thekmcpdr February 4, 2023
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Last night when we me and my boyfriend were fucking he asked me to tattoo his name on me. He was definitely manipudicking me!
by Twinflamer888 August 30, 2023
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Pronounced like: Mah-Nip-You-Bitch
The word is used primarily as a noun to despcribe girls who change stories of situations to get an audience on her side, use friends to get information about an alterior motive, slander other people, use other people, and other situations related or similar to the aformentioned situations.
Pronounced like: Mah-Nip-You-Bitch
The word is used primarily as a noun to despcribe girls who change stories of situations to get an audience on her side, use friends to get information about an alterior motive, slander other people, use other people, and other situations related or similar to the aformentioned situations.
A: Dude, Lauren spent all day asking about Derrick and what he likes.
B: Does she like him or something?
A: Yeah, she does. She used me to get to know him.
B: What a manipubitch!
B: Does she like him or something?
A: Yeah, she does. She used me to get to know him.
B: What a manipubitch!
by Im Not Alive July 25, 2011
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