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Mangey Tits

Two fat bags of unusual proportions. Mangey Tits frequently have surface cracks into which food once fell and has now rotted. They can make small children cry and miniature dogs vomit!!
Hey John, look at that corgi puke. There must be some Mangey tits about!
Mangey Tits by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY January 21, 2011
Related Words

Mangey-Knob 

Mange - a skin disease of mammals caused by parasitic mites and occasionally communicable to humans. It typically causes severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions.
Knob - penis, dick, cock
When some stupid asshole of a guy irritates or pisses you off he is a mangey-knob
feminine = mangey-fanny
Me: that idiot just cut me off
Friend: what a mangey-knob
Mangey-Knob by JCVY April 26, 2011

Mangey dick rot

When your balls scrpe up on the side of your leg and you get a rash
Timmy has a bad case of mangey dick rot
Mangey dick rot by 45dfjkl February 12, 2023

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
Bay Area slang for crazy, insane or wild.
How the fuck did you do that?
You’re hella maney.
Maney by Slim Reapr March 1, 2023