mandil

Mandil is a expression used by extremely intelligent people (for example a nerdiac) to offend the mentally challenged, when they try to point out something that looks like an obvious mistake - but absolutely isn't! A mandil is a joke/reference beyond ordinary comprehension!

Nerdiac: That was a great mandil!
Nerd: What in the what now?

by zgorzelec May 26, 2006

Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Mandalorian

The Mandalorians were a cultural group from the Star Wars universe. Mandalaorian culture was militaristic and emphasized honor, personal strength, and bravery. The first Mandalorians were of the Taung race, but as the Mandalorians grew, many other races would join such as the Togorians and humans to name a few. The Mandalorian homeworld was known as Mandalore. Mandalorian military technology was some of the best in the galaxy. Mandalorian armor would inspire the protective technologies of many other civilizations, the Grand Army of the Republic included. The Mandalorian nation eventually waned from it's former glory, but still exists on Mandalore and Concord Dawn under the banner of the Mandalorian Protectors. As of 45 ABY, Boba Fett was Mandalore, and his grand daughter was slated to succeed him.

Kote, mhi vode! - Mandalorian War Cry

by RC1138 May 29, 2007

Madilyne

Here I am all alone, with my heart in one hand and a glock in the other hand. Do I end this now? No! I cant, I wont give up, because I remember that feeling and I'd go through all that pain again for just one more night with you...So I remain here. Till I hold you in my arms again I will remain here. Waiting.........Because I love you.

Let me tell you just how a Madilyne makes me feel.

by ImSureYouCan Guess June 14, 2019