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The wonderful painting made by Dil Howlter in "DIL GETS A PET- Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #14". Melapples was created around 20:00 and mysteriously disappeared around 20:45.
Dan: Um...um...um... where the f*ck did Melapples go?
Phil: WHERE'D IT GO?!
melapples by phandefinitions April 15, 2017

mapplesoft 

Most uber 1337 company ever invented. Cross between apple and microsoft. Half Evil
Look at my new PC - It runs Mapplesoft doors. Its a little box which no-one buy's AND is full of viruses!
mapplesoft by MattM June 3, 2005
Nice manipples!
manipples by tdevore February 11, 2009
I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.
manipples by Mike October 15, 2003

man apples 

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, nut swallowing queers. Have you had your man apple today?
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
man apples by Slob Knob Rob August 30, 2011

manippleate

Verb - Female manipulation of males usually characterized by use of the breasts to obtain a desired result. breast tit mind-control nipple
Dude, I just let that chick slip the line because she stuck her tits in my face; she was totally able to manippleate me.
manippleate by wodiespodie January 26, 2009