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The wonderful painting made by Dil Howlter in "DIL GETS A PET- Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #14". Melapples was created around 20:00 and mysteriously disappeared around 20:45.
Dan: Um...um...um... where the f*ck did Melapples go?
Phil: WHERE'D IT GO?!
melapples by phandefinitions April 15, 2017
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mapplesoft 

Most uber 1337 company ever invented. Cross between apple and microsoft. Half Evil
Look at my new PC - It runs Mapplesoft doors. Its a little box which no-one buy's AND is full of viruses!
mapplesoft by MattM June 3, 2005

Merppleskiddirt 

A variation of the word Merp it is to be used when you’re feeling silly
Haha merppleskiddirt is a very funny word!

Melapelas1 

1) An apple id password put in by your little brother bc you don't want to buy him apps.

2) A think you say to a guy at the club who is helping you find your stolen phone.
M:"Ey cual es tu apple id password?"
V: "Melapelas1"
Melapelas1 by GucciGirl1002 December 7, 2017

mapplestory 

An online game that you can play for free when you have not a thing to do.
I was up all night so I desided to play mapplestory to F off for an hour
mapplestory by jeremy newman December 30, 2007

manapples 

Oh man, did you hear about Johnny!? He fell out of a tree and crushed his manapples!!
manapples by Mistermangrove June 5, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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