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when your nan's on the phone and she cant hear you.
someone: nans having a mananza!
me: oh no
mananza by jo-Z1234 April 5, 2008
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Matanzas High School 

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.
Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!
A word that defines the stereotype of the criminal rapper wannabe from Milan.
They usually wear tight , ripped jeans and go around yelling a lot, with their puffed-up moncler Jackets.
Almost all of them have a buzz cut with a weird tatoo, either close to the head or in the arm.
They might cause public disease and scream "PIRLA" at you, just make sure not to bother them otherwise your shit will be stolen.
Their parents are usually rich and they have a hard time picking up girls.
"Bello c'hai na siga?"
"Stai calmo, maranza"

"Bro you have a cig?"
"Chill, maranza"

"Guarda sto gruppetto di maranza"
"Look at this group of maranzas"
maranza by Kermes March 28, 2022

manana time 

This is when Latin people commit to being present at a certain time and then you find yourself waiting like an ass because Jose is elsewhere. In addition, you don't get a heads up and whatever progress was to take place that day, becomes tomorrow's agenda. Sometime's tomorrow can be weeks, even months.
My drywall guy was supposed to finish the walls last week but since his brain works on manana time the project is on hold.
manana time by Louis Rich Diamonds November 13, 2007

Phil Manansala 

Kickass Filipino guitar player of the metalcore band Of Mice and Men.Has amazing hair and is hot as fuck, right up there with Tony Perry.He always makes this poker face in pictures whether serious or casual and he looks like he's trying not to laugh. One of the most amazing people you'll ever find on the earth.
Girl 1: Man, who is that fucking sexy guitar player on stage next to the ginger?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Phil Manansala. He's a pussy destroyer.

El Mañana 

That song by Gorillaz that you will cry to for hours and hours.
Person 1: I was crying so hard last night.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I was listening to El Mañana by Gorillaz.
Person 2: makes sense.
El Mañana by Orchidpaws January 29, 2018
In spanish, mañana means "tomorrow"
Although if you say la mañana, it means "morning"
Another saying is Mañana, mañana which means "later". This later can mean a week later or two years later. It is very vague.
1: Hasta mañana. (See you tomorrow)
2: ¡Por la mañana! (In the morning!)
3: ¡Mañana, mañana! (Later!)
Mañana by Neo Queen Serenity April 18, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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