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manabetes 

Having too many men, similar to diabetes in which case the patient has too much sugar, manabetes involves too much men. Usually diagnosed with 12 grams daily of anchovies to keep the men away. If left untreated, manabetes can cause swelling to the large intestine, rashes on the behind, and the reputation of a whore.
Emilea has manabetes, shes always surrounded with men, its taking a toll on her immune system.
manabetes by Emilea May 2, 2008
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swimming with the manatees 

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

monobetes 

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.
monobetes by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

manatees o' war 

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!
the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!
manatees o' war by lizard0004 February 8, 2008

Manateets 

Enormously huge breasts, similar in size to a full grown manatee
"Dude, shut off the engine, you might hit her manateets"
Manateets by Busted Fuse August 21, 2008

Manabate 

To masterbate with steel wool and freeze your wang with liquid nitrogen and then cut it off then use it as a dildo in a girls asshole
Manabate is good on rainy days
Manabate by pedro vasquez96 June 28, 2010

manakete 

"extreme manakete a n i m e"
manakete by Asutoraro June 8, 2020
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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