A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.
Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!
A male reproductive disorder caused by morbid obesity causing the pubic area to expand outwards with fat thus hiding the shaft of the penis and barely showing the glans (head). This results in the appearance of a clitoris.
Maurice is so fat that his penis is hiding and all you can see is his head, can you say manclit?
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!