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man nipple by Durp. November 10, 2010
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old man's nipple
Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
old man's nipple by Michael Gross July 28, 2003
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Nipple Man
Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.
Nipple Man by Grimmy March 1, 2005
old man's nipple
old man's nipple by it's a secreat August 7, 2003
The Nipple Man
The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.
He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.
join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.
all hail The Nipple Man
He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.
join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.
all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?
Person 1: same really
Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?
Person 1: same really
The Nipple Man by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019
Nipple Pants Man
an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole
Antonyms: Dad
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole
Antonyms: Dad
Nipple Pants Man by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008
Man nipples
Man nipples by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020
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