mammalgram
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Mammalgram
A free method of breast screening performed by household cats who stand on the breasts of a woman laying bed at 2am causing significant pain to the breast area.
I don’t know why my cat insists on giving me a mammalgram when I’m sleeping. There’s plenty of room in the bed for him besides on my boobs.
Mammalgram by SkipSwitch July 4, 2024
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mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007
mammogram
some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.
mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006
mammogramologist
A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.
Why do you like breast so much?
I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....
I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....
mammogramologist by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011
chihuahua mammogram
chihuahua mammogram by Mr. GL April 24, 2017
Alabama Mammogram
Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
Alabama Mammogram by ATXREX May 29, 2017
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