A free method of breast screening performed by household cats who stand on the breasts of a woman laying bed at 2am causing significant pain to the breast area.
I don’t know why my cat insists on giving me a mammalgram when I’m sleeping. There’s plenty of room in the bed for him besides on my boobs.
some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.