mammalgram

Amberlynn Reid's pronunciation for mammogram.

I had a mammalgram today at the breast place.

by NediaSayMore July 1, 2024

Mammalgram

A free method of breast screening performed by household cats who stand on the breasts of a woman laying bed at 2am causing significant pain to the breast area.

I don’t know why my cat insists on giving me a mammalgram when I’m sleeping. There’s plenty of room in the bed for him besides on my boobs.

by SkipSwitch July 4, 2024

mammogramometer

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.

some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.

by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.

Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011

chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.

Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!

by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017