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Mammalgram

A free method of breast screening performed by household cats who stand on the breasts of a woman laying bed at 2am causing significant pain to the breast area.
I don’t know why my cat insists on giving me a mammalgram when I’m sleeping. There’s plenty of room in the bed for him besides on my boobs.
by SkipSwitch July 4, 2024
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I had a mammalgram today at the breast place.
by NediaSayMore July 1, 2024
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