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Mammalgram 

A free method of breast screening performed by household cats who stand on the breasts of a woman laying bed at 2am causing significant pain to the breast area.
I don’t know why my cat insists on giving me a mammalgram when I’m sleeping. There’s plenty of room in the bed for him besides on my boobs.
Mammalgram by SkipSwitch July 4, 2024

mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.
Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!
mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram 

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.
some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.
mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist 

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.
Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

chihuahua mammogram 

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.
Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!
chihuahua mammogram by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Alabama Mammogram 

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
Alabama Mammogram by ATXREX May 29, 2017