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gaten matarazzo
Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.
It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.
It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.
gaten matarazzo by thefackfiles October 30, 2017
Dank Malarky
anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018
matarraz
Matarraz — noun. Pronounced Mah-teh-rotz.
Meaning: idiot, asshole, dummy, stupid fool.
Etymology - A disparaging term, derived from stugots. Popular in the Italian American neighborhood of Howard Beach, NY. Invented by Don Tony/Anthony DeBlasi of the "Don Tony and Kevin Castle Show" and "Breakfast with Blasi".
Meaning: idiot, asshole, dummy, stupid fool.
Etymology - A disparaging term, derived from stugots. Popular in the Italian American neighborhood of Howard Beach, NY. Invented by Don Tony/Anthony DeBlasi of the "Don Tony and Kevin Castle Show" and "Breakfast with Blasi".
malware
most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware
showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?
the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se
any software that shows ads is malware
all adware is malware
showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?
the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se
any software that shows ads is malware
all adware is malware
malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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