maltar 

to get a girl drunk so u can do her, but only after moran banged her

he's planning to maltar her after prom

maltar by iopklty May 8, 2005

maltar 

to sneak your way into..to be the most annoying fucking person ever. a weasel.

he tried to maltar his way into our shore house.

maltar by S.B. March 31, 2005

gaten matarazzo 

Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.

It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.

Gaten Matarazzo is a fantastic singer and actor.

gaten matarazzo by thefackfiles October 30, 2017

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

matarraz 

Matarraz — noun. Pronounced Mah-teh-rotz.

Meaning: idiot, asshole, dummy, stupid fool.

Etymology - A disparaging term, derived from stugots. Popular in the Italian American neighborhood of Howard Beach, NY. Invented by Don Tony/Anthony DeBlasi of the "Don Tony and Kevin Castle Show" and "Breakfast with Blasi".

Ex: "Mmmmmmmmagnus! He's still the TNA champ. And he's feuding with Pussy Ray. But the rating are godawful. Get this Kev, they're 0.8s...Pussy Ray, look at the ratings you drew! You fucking matarraz!"

matarraz by Djdiiddi June 12, 2014

malware

software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer

most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware

malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011

MalWare

MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.

MalWare by IES4LYFE November 22, 2017