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A complete fucking dumbass. You will often find this Mexican man-child commuting petty theft, fashioning a flamethrower out of a grill lighter and a can of old spice, as well as a variety of other dumb shit to make people laugh their ass off. It is a mystery to all who know him how he has not either been arrested, or injured himself so badly that he is perpetually stuck in a damn Stephen Haking wheelchair...
"Hey! who's that stealing shit off of the roof? Must be malpica"
malpica by malpeekuh November 22, 2021
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He is fucking ugly

Can’t spell his name the right way

Can pull bitches though
Malicah- a ugly person who pulls bitches
malicah by random12458 November 22, 2021
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malicate 

to rape, stab or molest with a dull spoon
I will malicate you with this dull spoon!
malicate by Benita Noffsinger September 15, 2006

malicating 

An act of drooling 😪 over someone or something in an orgasmic way.
Alicia was malicating over Nicholas' flexed biceps. 💪

Nicholas was malicating over his delicious Veggie burger. 🍔
malicating by CaptainHerMajesty April 17, 2014
Malicay is the best rapper on Earth. He will preach about his body and the soul, and him and the microphone. You can find his song on phatmass called “Piece of my Mind FT Dex1.”
Friend 1: Are you going to the concert on Saturday?
Friend 2: Only if Malicay is performing
Malicay by Dex1 fan February 8, 2022
Malica is the most hyper active and enthusiastic women in the world. When it comes to surprises she likes it rough, and she loves to be the meat in a pastrami sandwich. She loves her family but knows how to piss them off. When she's in bed grubbing she gets hella thirsty, constantly begging for more halal meat. But overall she is an amazing woman, and if I could describe her in one word it would be jende.

Malica = Biggest Jende
Hey did you hear from Malica, I heard she's been stuck on that halal meat for the past 3 weeks.
Malica by Badbakht Community April 14, 2021

Malpican 

A malpican is an extraterestrial being whose apperance gives thy blue balls on sight. A malpican always finds the cheap way out of things and loves beat up white forces. Malpicans wait an astounding 2 years before cutting their hair. A malpican is truly a sight to see.GETs hella fucking fornite dubs also Chino's best friend.
Alan is a "Malpican".
Malpican by PapiLeche March 21, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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