A complete fucking dumbass. You will often find this Mexican man-child commuting petty theft, fashioning a flamethrower out of a grill lighter and a can of old spice, as well as a variety of other dumb shit to make people laugh their ass off. It is a mystery to all who know him how he has not either been arrested, or injured himself so badly that he is perpetually stuck in a damn Stephen Haking wheelchair...
"Hey! who's that stealing shit off of the roof? Must be malpica"
by malpeekuh November 22, 2021
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