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malpica

A complete fucking dumbass. You will often find this Mexican man-child commuting petty theft, fashioning a flamethrower out of a grill lighter and a can of old spice, as well as a variety of other dumb shit to make people laugh their ass off. It is a mystery to all who know him how he has not either been arrested, or injured himself so badly that he is perpetually stuck in a damn Stephen Haking wheelchair...
"Hey! who's that stealing shit off of the roof? Must be malpica"
by malpeekuh November 22, 2021
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malicah

He is fucking ugly

Can’t spell his name the right way

Can pull bitches though
Malicah- a ugly person who pulls bitches
by random12458 November 22, 2021
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malicate

to rape, stab or molest with a dull spoon
I will malicate you with this dull spoon!
by Benita Noffsinger September 15, 2006
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malicating

An act of drooling 😪 over someone or something in an orgasmic way.
Alicia was malicating over Nicholas' flexed biceps. 💪

Nicholas was malicating over his delicious Veggie burger. 🍔
by CaptainHerMajesty April 17, 2014
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Malicay

Malicay is the best rapper on Earth. He will preach about his body and the soul, and him and the microphone. You can find his song on phatmass called “Piece of my Mind FT Dex1.”
Friend 1: Are you going to the concert on Saturday?
Friend 2: Only if Malicay is performing
by Dex1 fan February 8, 2022
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Malica

Malica is the most hyper active and enthusiastic women in the world. When it comes to surprises she likes it rough, and she loves to be the meat in a pastrami sandwich. She loves her family but knows how to piss them off. When she's in bed grubbing she gets hella thirsty, constantly begging for more halal meat. But overall she is an amazing woman, and if I could describe her in one word it would be jende.

Malica = Biggest Jende
Hey did you hear from Malica, I heard she's been stuck on that halal meat for the past 3 weeks.
by Badbakht Community April 14, 2021
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Malpican

A malpican is an extraterestrial being whose apperance gives thy blue balls on sight. A malpican always finds the cheap way out of things and loves beat up white forces. Malpicans wait an astounding 2 years before cutting their hair. A malpican is truly a sight to see.GETs hella fucking fornite dubs also Chino's best friend.
Alan is a "Malpican".
by PapiLeche March 21, 2019
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