A malpican is an extraterestrial being whose apperance gives thy blue balls on sight. A malpican always finds the cheap way out of things and loves beat up white forces. Malpicans wait an astounding 2 years before cutting their hair. A malpican is truly a sight to see.GETs hella fucking fornite dubs also Chino's best friend.
Alan is a "Malpican".
by PapiLeche March 21, 2019
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