A malpican is an extraterestrial being whose apperance gives thy blue balls on sight. A malpican always finds the cheap way out of things and loves beat up white forces. Malpicans wait an astounding 2 years before cutting their hair. A malpican is truly a sight to see.GETs hella fucking fornite dubs also Chino's best friend.
Alan is a "Malpican".
by PapiLeche March 21, 2019
Get the Malpican mug.A complete fucking dumbass. You will often find this Mexican man-child commuting petty theft, fashioning a flamethrower out of a grill lighter and a can of old spice, as well as a variety of other dumb shit to make people laugh their ass off. It is a mystery to all who know him how he has not either been arrested, or injured himself so badly that he is perpetually stuck in a damn Stephen Haking wheelchair...
by malpeekuh November 22, 2021
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