Malica

Malica is the most hyper active and enthusiastic women in the world. When it comes to surprises she likes it rough, and she loves to be the meat in a pastrami sandwich. She loves her family but knows how to piss them off. When she's in bed grubbing she gets hella thirsty, constantly begging for more halal meat. But overall she is an amazing woman, and if I could describe her in one word it would be jende.

Malica = Biggest Jende

Hey did you hear from Malica, I heard she's been stuck on that halal meat for the past 3 weeks.

Malica by Badbakht Community April 14, 2021

Malicious Over-Compliance 

A variation of malicious compliance where you respond (or offer to respond) with way more than what was asked of you, in order to try and pressure the asker to back off.

Sue: "So I told my husband I wasn't ok with him staying at his ex-girlfriend's house when he visited her town," and he was like, 'fine, I'll never hang out alone with any female friend - ever - if that's what it takes for you to trust me'!"

Sam: "That's some grade-A malicious over-compliance. My Mom's the queen of it. I told her I didn't have time to talk for 3 hours on the phone every day and she goes 'oh I'm so sorry, I'll stop bothering you with my sad, boring life - I'll never demand speak to you again... but perhaps you would allow me a 2-minute call on my birthdays and maybe Christmas?' Like, geez, lady!"

Kid: "Bye Dad, I'm gonna hang out with some older guys in a parking lot."

Sam: "No you're not - it's 10:30pm on a school night ."

Kid: "Fine, I guess I'll just stay home all day every day and never do anything but study and pray!"

Sam: "That's nice, kid - now do your homework." *turns to Sue* "Yeah, my daughter apparently inherited the malicious over compliance talent from gran-gran. I was sort hoping she'd get Mom's singing talent, but nooo... just the theater drama."

Malicious Over-Compliance by Mai Ainsel July 9, 2020

Malicious compliance 

When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.

Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.

Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.

Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?

Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.

Malicious compliance by Laurentus February 11, 2018

Malihah 

Malihah is an indirect Quranic name for girls that means “woman with happy glowing face”, “beautiful”, “well-spoken”. It is derived from the M-L-H6 root (salt, beauty) which is used twice in the Quran.
-It is He who released the two bodies of flowing water, one sweet and fresh and the other salty and bitter, and set up an insurmountable barrier between them. (Quran 25:53)

Malihah is so beautiful

Malihah by Gabriel1 November 8, 2016

madoka magica 

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

madoka magica by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards October 2, 2016

Magical Butter 

Magical Butter is what people call weed butter, cannabutter and pot butter. People use the butter to make cookies or brownies.

It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.

I used Magical Butter in my pot brownies, and I still haven't landed. I only eat cookies if they are Magical Butter cookies?

Magical Butter by Pot Brownies March 30, 2013

Maligator 

A bad ass dog from Belgium used by the Police and Governments around the world for detection of drugs and explosives as well as tracking and protection.

Don't get close to a Maligator. They will bite your face off.

Maligator by Maligator Man October 24, 2016