malpenser

It’s a term used to describe the adrenaline or the ghost in Spencer Ikuru, a Nigerian boy.
Also a nickname for people who will turn out great

The malpenser in Spencer is so fascinating

You will turn out great in the future; I can as well call you a malpenser

by Oxford dictionary 1875 February 20, 2020

maltesers

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate

- Yo pass me those Maltesers

by THe_RZA May 22, 2005

malteaser

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

malteser

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

by Holly August 16, 2004