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Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada
For all you haters its harder then i looks
Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball
Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol
Football Player: That sport is gay
Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads
Futbol by Futbol4Life July 1, 2008
1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.
Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
futbol by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007
the most popular game in the world. the goal is to kick a ball into a goal and beat the opponet. (this game is known as soccer in the US)(and that is really how to spell it)
Did you see the fùtbol game? it was a good match.
Fùtbol by Akoma September 3, 2005
A Brazilian man said he wanted to watch fútbol, but we watched soccer instead.
Fútbol by BustinAnut42069 August 24, 2021

Fútbol Champagne 

Lionel Scaloni's favourite playing style.
Excuse me if I beat you, but this is the way fútbol champagne is.

Futbol Fag 

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.
Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!
Futbol Fag by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011
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