Mall Man

A Guy that hangs out at the mall on saturday that is a man not a boy.

"Hey look, it's Mall Man!"

by Cosmicccccccccc June 17, 2009

Man Mall

A mall full of stores that only men care about, for example the bass pro shop or the golfers warehouse.

The patriot place next to gillette stadium is a total man mall.

by psas August 3, 2009

mall mansons

same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is "mainstream" even though they bought their gear at Hot Topic and other chain stores.
named for Marilyn Manson.

"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."

by M1llE October 9, 2004

mallman

similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center

A: dude, Alan just flipped out over by the store
B: yeah, he kinda looked like a mallman, good thing security was watching. nutcase headcase looney tunes berserk

by Psibri August 5, 2010

mallmanac

A shopping mall directory, appearing like a giant maze with blocks and numbers on it.

Possibly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

I can't find the shoe store. Let me look at the mallmanac.

by drm310 January 6, 2012