malivis 

Someone who strives to architect their destiny, passionate about their beliefs, has an unwavering faith in their capabilities.

Michael has to be Malivis in order for his business to succeed

malivis by anonymous January 30, 2023

Malibised 

Derived from Malibu which is the name of a carribean coconut flavoured rum. It means to be under the influence of the drink and to be intoxicated by it.

Sorry I missed your call last night, I was so malibised I didn't know what I was doing!

Malibised by punkdx June 24, 2009

Magic Mono Malivindi 

A man with large Mono and rarely waxes his back.

Magic Mono malivindi : my face is full of hair

Other : you goose.... its a mono get it waxed!

Magic Mono Malivindi by magicmalivindi August 18, 2009

maliyish

adjective: maliyer, maliyest

1. appealing and delightful; charming:
2. sweet.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! The girl was so maliyish.

maliyish by XCalB August 6, 2017

MALitist 

An expansion of 'Forum Elitist' and other variation of Elitism on the Internet.

Users of the MyAnimeList, who think they are better everyone else, including those who use the site.

This condescending attitude is dictated by one or more of the following:

-Their number of forum posts
-Their registration date/How long they have been using/active on the site
-Their position (usually a moderator/staff)
-How "popular" they are among the other users
-The number of many top rated reviews they wrote
-The number of anime/manga they have watched/read

They refuse to accept that other people have a difference of opinion on anime/manga they like, often trying to force their point of view on others - either via a heated forum discussion or a comment on others' profile.

You literally can't say one thing without some elitist with 10000 posts and his own forum minions ripping you a new asshole. There are some people on there who literally refuse to post unless they're arguing with someone to the death. This is a daily scene on episodic discussions and MAL is famous for it.

Myanimelist forums are straight trash and dominated by MALitists

MALitist by ThisAintOP December 10, 2015

Malikism 

Making a clean statement dirty by twisting around the meaning to something inapropriate or provocative.

Friend: Hey did you hear Felicia is a vegetarian?

Me: Wow so she is a lesbian now?

Friend: Wow, I'm not liking that

Malikism you used there dude.

Me: Get it? She doesn't like to eat meat.

Friend: Pervert.

Malikism by Just_sayin20 September 6, 2014

malevision 

a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

malevision by patty browning January 23, 2008