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Maltbied
When an individual is removed from an online thread simply by staring up a new thread without said person. First known application: Facebook.
"Why isn't Bruce on this thread anymore?"
"Oh, he started sending creeptastic private messages to people, so he got Maltbied."
"Oh, he started sending creeptastic private messages to people, so he got Maltbied."
Maltbied by double major in snark June 13, 2008
Masibied
Masibied means Married, Siblings, and besties all in one simple word. It’s a unique way of proving how special someone is to you. It’s such a simple word that stands out in all perspective views.
Masibied by Lucas’ 5th Toe October 30, 2019
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