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a metrosexual male that looks like a girl, fag, gay but has a manly voice. This person has very nice hair that is puffy like a gibon or monkey.
"Dang, look at that chic.. or dude!"-Bob
"He looks gay."-Bil
"..and has gibon hair"-Bob
"Wow, what a malegibon."-Bill
malegibon by Bohnana October 31, 2008
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A Youtube celebrity who became famous for staring into the camera with her huge eyes. Though she looks like she could be Asian, she is really just a weeaboo with really bad teeth who knows Preschool level Japanese.
Magibon is cute until you see her disgusting teeth.
Magibon by deathwish124 May 24, 2009
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1. A Japanophile/Wapanese/Weeaboo became "famous" by speaking in broken Japanese and staring at a fuzzy webcam.

2. A nice tactic to freak someone out.

Step One: Stare at a person in a lowered head angle. (see myspace angles) This results in your face looking smaller and cuter.
Step Two: Widening your eyes and Flare your nostrils at them. Don't forget to be silent.

The results for the person are :

-Thinking part of ones soul is gone.
-Confusion which leads to a confuzzled crinkly face : "Wait..was that cute?"


1."Minna-san Magibon-desu! Watch me do nothing. Arigato, ja ne! -peace- "

2."Why do.. I feel empty and cold now? Magibon...-fists in air-"


Magibon by PseudonymRay October 7, 2008
a racially ambiguous girl on youtube who almost always does nothing in front of the camera and yet has 40,000 subscriptions and about a million views. the youtubers are suspicious of her and many post videos imitating or badmouthing her. i personally think she is pretty creative for coming up with such a cooky little niche.--aka-- mririan
ugh...this magibon chick is such a freak!...this is gotta be some kinda scam....oh well ill just stop wachin.
magibon by boisei April 7, 2008

Maleionaire 

A male, dude, a guy who has a million dollars or more. Or acquired in his portfolio.
I am in search of a “maleionaire” asap!
Maleionaire by MadameXYZ June 8, 2023
A popular YouTube celebrity whose videos mainly contain her just staring at the camera for several seconds. Magibon is American, but is heavily influenced by the Japanese culture, and so she speaks Japanese. Many people are jealous that she gets a lot of attention and call her a Japanese wannabe, because it makes them feel better to make fun of someone who is better than they.
The hill88 on YouTube says:
"So here's how to create Magibon.
One:
You get a girl who looks like she's age 12-16, when she's actually in her twenties, so the guys don't feel bad about watching her, so they don't feel like a pedophile, even though most of them probably are."
magibon by Tony Huynh April 7, 2008
Something that may be perceived as good, happening in a terrible way.
“The situation is malesbon.”

“It may seem like a nice idea, but it is malesbon.”
Malesbon by ThePorter May 11, 2026
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