ThePorter's definitions

Praefut

An event that has already happened for one observer, but hasn’t taken place yet for another observer.

“I was in the Andromeda galaxy and waved to my friend in the Milky Way, I suppose that is a praefut experience.”

by ThePorter March 27, 2026

Inguriam

To move out of someone’s way only to still be in their way.

“Sorry for that inguriam, I didn’t know you were coming this way.”

by ThePorter February 19, 2026

Minimomento

A short or brief moment. One that is as minimum in length as possible.

“I’ll just be a minimomento!”

by ThePorter February 18, 2026

Spamble

When two people are trying to pass each other but they keep walking into each other.

“It is always awkward when you spamble with someone.”

by ThePorter November 24, 2025

Insupragate

To investigate from afar or in a judgemental manner.

“I wish to not get involved much, so I shall insupragate this situation.”

How can you truly know what happened if you chose to only insupragate?”

by ThePorter November 23, 2025

Ribbitish

An alternative spelling to Ribitish; meaning to be a loud fool, resembling loud noises a frog makes.

"You ribbitish fool!"

"Ribbitish people always have a way of getting into parties..."

by ThePorter November 20, 2025

Ribitish

Someone who is loud or making unnecessary noises that is irritable to the peoples ears they offend. Like a frog making a noise in the night!

"Will you cut out that noise you ribitish fool!"

"Ribitish people always find a way into parties..."

by ThePorter November 20, 2025