malatio

The act of performing felatio on a department store manakin.

I gave the manakin at Eatons sloppy melatio.

malatio by Byron Douglas May 13, 2005

maleationship 

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.

Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling

maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

malarious 

(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.

Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.

malarious by Matthew Ebisu May 11, 2007

Malati 

Malati is shy at first but once you get to know her she's very funny sometimes very dark... She's an amazing artist! her family is very lucky to have her! She is a beautiful girl but one of her friends always fail at roasting her, don't mess with her or the next thing you'll know is a knife in your back, maybe even worse... Her hair is a little of a mess but everyone still thinks shes pretty!

Person: Who is malati?
Malati: bro, i'm a murderer that's who I am (not actually but she's very sweet)
Person: *runs away*

Malati by ~-= Lexi =-~ June 3, 2021

Malatolla 

an exclamation that is shouted when an event that seems downright impossible occurs, then causes an extreme inconvenience.

My beltloop got caught on the doorknob again? Malatolla!

Malatolla by m3m0ryd34d October 21, 2013

malathion 

Gives warm & fuzzy feelings.

I like to keep my malathion around all the time, in case I get lonely.

malathion by Christina February 28, 2004