a one of a kind girl with a one of a kind name. she always has somthing to say and when you have a bad day she can always make you smile and is so easy to talk to. malaena is a very pretty, sweet, flirty but far from easy, funny, romantic, strong woman who maybe little but will stick up for her self and her loved ones. she hates liers loves kids and is true to her word. shes the type of girl men wanna marry and girls wanna be. and i respect her for it.

Malaena is my bestfiend id be lost with out her.
Malaena is a one of a kind great girl.
Malaena may not be perfect but she has a good heart and a nice head on her sholders.

Malaena by ladytruth April 20, 2011

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malagnard

noun; something that is not completely awful, but not great either. The middle road between standard and lanyard.

The party wasn't great. It was malagnard.

malagnard by yup June 24, 2004

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malagana

- a way of trying to being smart and gain something out of it.
- greek word describing someone smart but loving

Stavroula eisai megali malagana

malagana by Karavaki April 3, 2007

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Mamaguevazo

It's literally "Mamaguevo", but in this one it's stronger and makes you look like the stupidest being in the world.

A: "Loco, viste a Luis allá en la cancha?"
B:" Si mano, tremendo mamaguevazo."

Mamaguevazo by DasC16 June 14, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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