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- a way of trying to being smart and gain something out of it.
- greek word describing someone smart but loving
Stavroula eisai megali malagana
malagana by Karavaki April 3, 2007
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Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google
Sexy woman: Did you hear? Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google. Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese.

Ugly dude: wtf

malagnard 

noun; something that is not completely awful, but not great either. The middle road between standard and lanyard.
The party wasn't great. It was malagnard.
malagnard by yup June 24, 2004
(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as intellectuality,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring
in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Awesome".
"Gee, you got Malaganized!", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the Nazi army using nothing but his left-thumb.
Malagan by Sim McNabb February 7, 2009

Jayvee Malabanan 

He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.
Jayvee Malabanan wants to play valorant after talking with a complete stranger.

Malagany 

Malagayny: like matrimony but describes the union of gay men

Antonym: Femalagany
Do you Shawn take this man, Brad, in lawful Malagany
Malagany by J:speller August 17, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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