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A tall and handsome man with a big dick and a shining smile, not the smartest but one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet in you life. They know how to treat women and the strongest of them all.
Oh my god, Makoni just walked by, I love him.

I wanna get fucked by the guy Makoni.

Why is Makoni so handsome, just fuck me already!!!!!
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Makoni is the name of a tall boy that will help a girl with anything. He treats females with kindness and he treats them with big dick energy. He’s also really funny and strong, he’s just a handful of amazing things. Sometimes he can get kinda simpy over girls and he might be in his feelings a lot tho. But on the other hand, Makoni is just really kind and a all-around good person.
“Is that Makoni, oh my god he is so tall and I can see his dick prints from over here.”
Makoni by BriannaPë March 16, 2020
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A Bangla word meaning "my heart" and is used to call (younger) females. Often used as a way to call someone affectionately by older family members.
"Mamoni, come help prepare the rice for tonight."
mamoni by bluuskies October 6, 2019

Masonism 

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.
Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.
Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

maronite 

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .
FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !
maronite by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018

Manonite 

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit/group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate. Currently influenced by a host of spiritual mindsprings including a small cadere of uber hosts, Erin Deep Groove, Greg Mountain Frost, Johnny Fields Jr., Clay Anywhere, and Carrie The Way, stoke the vortex.

Don't make fun of his hair man he is a Manonite.
Manonite by Shiggins April 2, 2008
A wonderful beautiful girl, who is creative, kind, and adorable. All the guys want her, she has the tan gorgeous skin and the beach body. Her name is hawiian for flower.
Wow, Maloni is so pretty!!
Maloni by Minimalist March 25, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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