Markotics
Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
Markotics by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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Marketician
A marketer whose experience as a logistician and training as a marketer allow him/her to make the best decisions for a company.
The new marketer must be a marketician. He seems to understands the launch from ideation to transportation.
Marketician by MBAMike January 4, 2010
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Marcotism
Political ideology.
It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.
No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.
The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.
It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.
No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.
The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.
Guy 1: Mars is smaller than the Sun
Marco: No, it is bigger
Guy 1: No, that's wrong.
Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.
Guy 1: Damn you're right.
Marco: No, it is bigger
Guy 1: No, that's wrong.
Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.
Guy 1: Damn you're right.
Marcotism by Marcotism leader December 9, 2019
Marketise
Marketise by Define Marketing Giants April 19, 2013
Marcotism
Guy 1: Did you see how sweaty and red his face turned in the toy store?
Guy 2: He suffers from a strong case of Marcotism
Guy 2: He suffers from a strong case of Marcotism
Marcotism by Waltormioti-hater May 16, 2022
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Macktics
To flee and act in a cowardly manner in a video game particularly as death approaches; most notable in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros Brawl. Can be used elsewhere with decreased effectiveness. Users beware of backfiring; other players may seek to single you out for your cowardice. Asshole.
In Super Smash Bros Melee, suppose we have a Mewtwo, a Mario, a Ness, and a Falco. For some reason, Mario players are notorious for their Macktics. Mario is on his last life, and the other characters still have three or four. Mario runs and whores items in an attempt to gain cheap kills while truly skilled players duke it out in a true Smash Battle. The other players grow angry at this Macktic, and they all cease fighting to gang up on that Macktic whore.
Macktics by Richard Owens, affiliate of Mackenzie, the inventor of the original Macktic February 24, 2008
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