Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.

"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Marketician

A marketer whose experience as a logistician and training as a marketer allow him/her to make the best decisions for a company.

The new marketer must be a marketician. He seems to understands the launch from ideation to transportation.

by MBAMike January 4, 2010

Marcotism

Political ideology.

It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.

No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.

The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.

Guy 1: Mars is smaller than the Sun

Marco: No, it is bigger

Guy 1: No, that's wrong.

Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.

Guy 1: Damn you're right.

by Marcotism leader December 9, 2019

Marketise

(n) An entity possessing expertise in marketing.

The guys at iMarketise.com can help you enger the internet and mobile app market.

by Define Marketing Giants April 19, 2013

Marcotism

Sexual fetish.
Being sexually aroused by My Little Pony merchandise.

Guy 1: Did you see how sweaty and red his face turned in the toy store?
Guy 2: He suffers from a strong case of Marcotism

by Waltormioti-hater May 16, 2022

The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

Macktics

To flee and act in a cowardly manner in a video game particularly as death approaches; most notable in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros Brawl. Can be used elsewhere with decreased effectiveness. Users beware of backfiring; other players may seek to single you out for your cowardice. Asshole.

In Super Smash Bros Melee, suppose we have a Mewtwo, a Mario, a Ness, and a Falco. For some reason, Mario players are notorious for their Macktics. Mario is on his last life, and the other characters still have three or four. Mario runs and whores items in an attempt to gain cheap kills while truly skilled players duke it out in a true Smash Battle. The other players grow angry at this Macktic, and they all cease fighting to gang up on that Macktic whore.

by Richard Owens, affiliate of Mackenzie, the inventor of the original Macktic February 24, 2008