mahonri

Mahonri is a Polynesian God that graces the earth and is great in the sack. He uses his extremely long wang to please the Polynesian goddesses as well as blonde haired chicks and twins.

That Mahonri really gets me going in the morning!

by JPugs1234 April 26, 2016

Mahoning

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.

You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.

by Shannon56 December 18, 2008

Mahonis

when you add at least one drop of LSD on your penis and have a girl suck it off.

Hey, last night my girl sucked my Mahonis. By the time I came I was trippin' balls, man.

by soototallyarii September 21, 2011

Mahoning

The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.

Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.

by Da SBullet March 13, 2015

Mahonry

A Mahonry is usually a strong, sensitive, and intelligent man. Mahonrys are rare. They are wise but truly young at heart. They can be gullible but ultimately they take very good care of themselves and the ones closest to them. They are really needy and they know it. Their positive attitude insights happiness to anyone who meets them. They are one of a kind.

Me: “Hey, have you met Mahonry?”
Friends: “No”
Me: “Stfu! You have to meet him... He is the best.”

by catzrulethaworld April 25, 2020

Mahonkin

Something big.

"That was a mahonkin rubber ball!"
"Your a mahonkin doucher."

by 11429130 May 17, 2009

mohonri

Mohonri is a peson who calls people out and never backs down from a challenge, although he loses most of the challenges.

"That guy's name must be Mohonri"

by JasonMurraz August 28, 2016