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Mahoning 

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.
You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.
Mahoning by Shannon56 December 18, 2008
when you add at least one drop of LSD on your penis and have a girl suck it off.
Hey, last night my girl sucked my Mahonis. By the time I came I was trippin' balls, man.
Mahonis by soototallyarii September 21, 2011

Mahoning 

The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.
Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.
Mahoning by Da SBullet March 13, 2015
A Mahonry is usually a strong, sensitive, and intelligent man. Mahonrys are rare. They are wise but truly young at heart. They can be gullible but ultimately they take very good care of themselves and the ones closest to them. They are really needy and they know it. Their positive attitude insights happiness to anyone who meets them. They are one of a kind.
Me: “Hey, have you met Mahonry?”
Friends: “No”
Me: “Stfu! You have to meet him... He is the best.”
Mahonry by catzrulethaworld April 25, 2020

Mahonkin 

Something big.
"That was a mahonkin rubber ball!"
"Your a mahonkin doucher."
Mahonkin by 11429130 May 17, 2009
Mohonri is a peson who calls people out and never backs down from a challenge, although he loses most of the challenges.
"That guy's name must be Mohonri"
mohonri by JasonMurraz August 28, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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