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Mahonry

A Mahonry is usually a strong, sensitive, and intelligent man. Mahonrys are rare. They are wise but truly young at heart. They can be gullible but ultimately they take very good care of themselves and the ones closest to them. They are really needy and they know it. Their positive attitude insights happiness to anyone who meets them. They are one of a kind.
Me: “Hey, have you met Mahonry?”
Friends: “No”
Me: “Stfu! You have to meet him... He is the best.”
by catzrulethaworld April 25, 2020
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Masonry

The fraternal organization of all bald people in the world, guiding today's society through obscure indirect political maneuvers.
One bald guy can be found at any public event, pretending to have a family and silently surveilling the digression of the events.
A: "Do you see that bald guy?"
B:"Yes, he looks so serious and unhappy, like he knows things that he can't speak about."
A:"No way, he looks like he's in the fucking Masonry or something."
*Laughs*
B:"To be fair, he looks like any bald guy."
A:"Then any bald guy must be part of it"
*Laughs*
by Salvo la Scopa November 6, 2022
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Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
by Mr doses September 5, 2019
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Mahoney

Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
by the_referee March 5, 2009
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Mahoney

adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011
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Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.
by Dweebston February 24, 2011
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Mahoney

An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.
"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."
by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013
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