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mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011
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Mathistic 

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
Mathistic by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010

magicstick 

a penis that owner uses to please others. A black dude dick that pleases many people.
Yo,Johnny gotta a magicstick.
magicstick by Ta'Von Powell April 15, 2005

Miistical 

A Large Simp Who Likes Pokémon, Minecraft, Roblox and more games
Miistical Is The One True Simp
Miistical by JuiceOfficlal September 6, 2022

Magistical 

(Adj.) Something that appears to be very magical or full of magic
This magistical tree looks like it could be the home of a fairy.
Magistical by Honey creeper March 26, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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