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mattistics
when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011
Related Words
mahiistic • Magistical • Mathistic • Matistic • mattistics • Miistical • magic stick • majic stick • Mah jestic • meh-imistic
Mathistic
Adjective
Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.
Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.
Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."
"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"
--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"
--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
Mathistic by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010
magicstick
magicstick by Ta'Von Powell April 15, 2005
Miistical
Miistical by JuiceOfficlal September 6, 2022
Magistical
Magistical by Honey creeper March 26, 2022
Matistic
A person who is autistic and has such a joyful, unique, and wonderfully imaginative personality that they seem almost magical. “Matistic” describes someone whose autistic traits are part of what makes their way of experiencing the world so uniquely them.
Matistic by Gothghostgirl August 14, 2026
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