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Magic Stick

A very long and magical cock only held by the most elite of men.
Bruce: “you know my magic stick is 8 1/2 inches long, u can play with it sometime.”
Samantha: “yes please daddy give it to me”
Magic Stick by KevinC2003 November 4, 2018

Magic Stick

An extremley satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed. A penis, or dick.
Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.
Magic Stick by Sam August 30, 2003

magic stick

It's a penis that is amazingly great.....u can do whatever person u want to...because it is so perfect!
Magic Stick
- 50 Cent & Lil' Kim
magic stick by Lacali12 March 19, 2003

Magic stick

He has a big magic stick
Magic stick by Hot as ice! April 20, 2010

Magic Stick

I penis that women cannot stop wanting. They become the penises addict.
She is hooked on my magic stick.
Magic Stick by Hotnickals April 23, 2003

magic stick

i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
magic stick is the best song by lil kim
magic stick by laughingcat1963 December 28, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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