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Magtrometer

First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.
Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.
Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019

Nicolas Maduro 

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.
Nicolas Maduro by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.
"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"
Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019
A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.
S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'
Magiros by Mas-W November 13, 2010
A romantic, but particularly diplomatic and indecisive creature that considers herself ultimately happiest when is in love. This creature doesn't really like to be alone. Known for abhoring conflicts, and for having a highly developed sense of objectivity and conflict resolution.
To say Magry is the same as to say love.
Magry by Ozyazkel August 13, 2008

Magriloc 

The perfect creature, a red and blue dragon like animal. With the ability to breath fire and also ice. When mating with a Floobedyfloob. For a short moment, her heart stops beating, and then continues to race at an above average speed. A Magriloc is the most beautiful creature to ever grace the universe. There is only one, and there only ever will be just one.
The moment the Magriloc saw the Floobedyfloob, was the most perfect moment in history.
Magriloc by Jakey47 October 20, 2013