First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.

Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.

Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019

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Nicolas Maduro

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

Nicolas Maduro by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.

"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"

Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019

Magiros

A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.

S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'

Magiros by Mas-W November 13, 2010

Magry

A romantic, but particularly diplomatic and indecisive creature that considers herself ultimately happiest when is in love. This creature doesn't really like to be alone. Known for abhoring conflicts, and for having a highly developed sense of objectivity and conflict resolution.

To say Magry is the same as to say love.

Magry by Ozyazkel August 13, 2008

Magriloc

The perfect creature, a red and blue dragon like animal. With the ability to breath fire and also ice. When mating with a Floobedyfloob. For a short moment, her heart stops beating, and then continues to race at an above average speed. A Magriloc is the most beautiful creature to ever grace the universe. There is only one, and there only ever will be just one.

The moment the Magriloc saw the Floobedyfloob, was the most perfect moment in history.

Magriloc by Jakey47 October 20, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026