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Battles 

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The term "battles" has come to be used to describe a homosexual who is often physically and mentally inferior to his male lover. A battles is often blatantly gay and exhibits unmistakable, often uncomfortably blatant, homosexual tendencies. His male partner is usually more masculine and more subtly queer.
I met a twink the other day who was a total battles.
Battles by classicpegtothemax May 13, 2009
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Epic Rap Battles of History 

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n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Slap Battles

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Slap Battles is a ROBLOX game developed by Tencelll
Player 1: hey man i don't wanna play ability wars that shit is ass
Player 2: ok we got slap battles if you wanna play that
Player 1: isn't that just ability wars but neutered
Player 2: shut the fuck up
Slap Battles by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

BTD Battles 

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A monkey game filled with a large fanbase of very kind players and grinders. everyone respects each other in the community.
Bryan: 1v1 me in BTD Battles pls
Lerno: Walk
BTD Battles by Cliv BTD January 17, 2021

Slaps battles 

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It's a game about you slapping people into the oblivion made by Tencelll.You basically slap people and get better gloves, oh and you also do some stuff to get something called "special gloves".Good luck on this game if you have skill issue XDXDXD.But please, just don't seat in your chair all the day long just to play this games (people with 1000000 slaps+ without any gamepasses needs to go to the mental centre).
Random human being 1:Hey man wanna play a game called slaps battles on Roblox
Random human being2: What the hecc is that game?
Random human being1:*explains the game*
Random human being2: OoOoOoo, it's sound interesting, imma try it out
5 hours later...
Random human being2:Wow game have a lot of content and funni.
Random human being1:Indeed

Choosing my battles 

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Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.
You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

Last Tower Battles Video

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Last Tower Battles Video | Loadout Challenge #55 ROBLOX
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