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A refereed sporting event - where the Ref keeps missing calls.
Carlos: We would have won that game if it weren't for Brain the Ref. He doesn't call sh-t!!!
Feldman: I can relate Wolverine the Ref is blind as a bat!
Mozenter: Sounds like you guys have both been Magooed!
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The act of taking one's hand and pushing on anothers face with all fingers extended. Similar to gripping a basketball with one hand, only applying to another persons face.
Damn, this dude was jawjacking in my buddy's face because he bumped into him. My buddy immediately magooed him and the clown backed down.
magooed by Kenny Ketchum March 15, 2009
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to die in a hilarious manner in a video game, accident or not
"damn how did brittany die?"
"idk she just got magooed though"
magooed by thehouse69 May 27, 2018

Hasbulla Magomedov 

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.
"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".
One of the most Low Key in the group.
He only tells his secrets to One in the group he trusts the most.
But some of the info he keeps to himself.
He always knows when someone is interested in him. And always stares at a booty when he sees a fine one. People think they know alot about him, but actually there are darker things.
Carl: Brandon, do you see that dude over there? His name is Magomed.
Brandon: yea, what about him?
Carl: there is something mysterious about him?
Brandon: what?
Carl: i dont know? He is such a Low Key person.
magomed by PabloJuinit March 27, 2018
The russian male name Magomed comes from the Arabic “Muhammad” and means praised. Magomed is a sweet guy and strong. He tricks people into thinking he’s tough but in reality he’s a soft mamasboy. Magomed is extremely attractive and sexual active. He’s often the funniest to be around and will make anyone cry to death of laughter. Magomed is very sporty and has high ambitions but at the same time chill and relaxed when he feels like it. If you got a Magomed in your life don’t lose him
Rirri: I’m in love with Magomed...
Andrea: Who’s not...
Magomed by the_only_star December 27, 2019
Magomed is the name of the dude that is the most "Low Key" in the group. He is always paying attention, even though people think he is not. Magomed is also a "Low Key" lady magnet. He is also loyal, mostly because all his Snapchat notifications are streaks.
Yo, that dude Magomed over there. No one really talks about him, and he always has a bitch beside him for some reason.
magomed by PabloJuinit March 25, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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