Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.
by ohjayzis January 3, 2015
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I got maloofed so hard today.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
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To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
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1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009
Get the maloned mug.A family of twisted , psycho humans who use lame jokes and are galooding most of their time. They act to be desert men but they are just crazy galoods
by Galoodien August 13, 2012
Get the Malood mug.Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
by Karl Malone May 22, 2004
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Feldman: I can relate Wolverine the Ref is blind as a bat!
Mozenter: Sounds like you guys have both been Magooed!
Feldman: I can relate Wolverine the Ref is blind as a bat!
Mozenter: Sounds like you guys have both been Magooed!
by Jonathan Mozenter (a.k.a Prof) May 15, 2004
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