magmaculate

a word to describe a perfectly hot chick.

"Girl, you are looking magmaculate today."

by lee January 12, 2004

majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022

Manjaculate

When something is so manly it cause a uncontrolable and spontanious ejaculation.

Friend says to another friend while watching top fuel motorcyle drag racing

" Man if I could go down the track on that I would MANJACULATE all the way down the track "

by CHUCK N aka BATMAN November 3, 2009

Manaculate

1. To relive stress by touching oneself. Usually done by males. A man who ejaculates.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.

1. Alex manaculated all over the floor while watching porn.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.

by Wassssuuup! June 7, 2010

Manjaculate

n. Humorous term for semen, specifically that which is produced during homosexual copulation.

v. The act of manjaculation.

Jesus, dude! Mop the manjaculate out of your ass and STFU!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

magackulate

to masturbate, ejackulate, and flex your muscles all at the same time

Cover your sister’s eyes while you walk past Dave’s room; he is about to magackulate.

by poipoipoipoipopee December 22, 2020