Manjaculate

When something is so manly it cause a uncontrolable and spontanious ejaculation.

Friend says to another friend while watching top fuel motorcyle drag racing

" Man if I could go down the track on that I would MANJACULATE all the way down the track "

by CHUCK N aka BATMAN November 3, 2009

Manjaculate

n. Humorous term for semen, specifically that which is produced during homosexual copulation.

v. The act of manjaculation.

Jesus, dude! Mop the manjaculate out of your ass and STFU!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

majagulated

An adjective describing something that is disfigured in an extremly chaotic way. Similar to delapidated but with more emphasis on how mangled the object is.

When I lent my bike to phil, he brought it back majagulated!

by Emmett Murphy October 21, 2006

majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022

malejaculate

1. n. Male ejaculate.
2. v. Male orgasm.

1. n. Jessica kept on tugging until she was covered in malejaculate.

2. b. Jessica's tugging made me malejaculate.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD February 9, 2010

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

Manjaculation

The action of being a bro with another bro

I use manjaculation when i Have to help my bros out.

by Sawpuhcti March 20, 2019