An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for
short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of
time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “
mommy” and submit to her.
Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately
Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1:
Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I
MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help.
FAST.