migititis

a condition where a person is under 4foot five and is known to have an inflammation of the small condition/ usuallya person who is socially awkward and has very few interactions with the opposite sex is said to suffer from migititis

unbelievably small individual - migititis

by gotta bounce, enjoy the club March 23, 2011

Mingivitis

The rot that is evident upon ones teeth after "eating" too much rancid minge! Often a lesbian phenomenom. Guys probably WISH they had it!

Ewww - she been eating fouldog snatch - check out the mingivitis on her teeth, dude!

by adsnshan October 2, 2006

monititis

Monititis, commonly known as “computer poisoning,” occurs when a patient is subjugated, either through occupational obligation, or—shockingly and more commonly—through his own free will, to endless hours of staring directly at a monitor, including those of computers, televisions, smartphones, and similar devices. Common symptoms of this rapidly spreading virus include headache, nausea, vomiting, brain damage, obesity, and frying of the retina, with more severe symptoms including vision loss, heart failure, depression, employment loss, loss of friendship, loss of a social life in general, and an overall rapid decay in moral character.

More troubling, however, are recent studies concluding decisively that patients spending more than 4 hours/day in front of the computer are likely to experience an inexplicable yet overwhelming need to devote the rest of their day to similar activities, rendered hopelessly impotent in preventing further damage.

Monititis, either mild or severe, has been found in a staggering 86% of adults aged 18-50 tested in the United States, with infection rates disproportionately higher in males aged 18-24. Scientific studies have also, disturbingly, shown that 95% of infected patients are wholly unaware of their ailment. In rare cases, a patient may consciously discover the cause of discomfort; however, most of these patients will quickly, suddenly, and irreversibly forget their ascertainment, again rendering them helpless in taking reparative action.

Sick Guy: Owww…….fuck!

Healthy Guy: What’s wrong, dude?

Sick Guy: Monititis, man. I can’t fucking see straight anymore.

Healthy Guy: What the hell is monititis?

---five-second pause---

Sick Guy (angry and confused): What?!? What are you talking about?

Healthy Guy: Dude, you just said like five seconds ago that you were suffering from moni—

Sick Guy: Please, if you would EXCUSE me, somebody just added me on Facebook!

by monititis_poster November 17, 2010

Macititis

When a person who is troubled by the burden of owning a macbook. The side effects include unable to do homework, no sleep at night, and general loss of one's life. This is highly contagious and a person with this disease should seek help immediatly.

Olivia had such a bad case of macititis that she was removed from the science academy and forced t repeat freshman year.

by Ryan Bowens January 28, 2009

Misstitis

Feelings of not being missed by anyone.

My brother is suffering with misstitis

by BluDee November 12, 2020

Migitating

1.To make smaller.
2.To Decrease.
3.To Reduce.

The migitating factors for this vulnerability are that the user must click the button that says “Click here to download the virus”.

by Nimh November 9, 2005

mooititis

An extreme form of fatness as a result of a disease that inhibits the person from resisting food

People who have difficulty seeing their toes have a the condition mooititis i.e: Rosy O'donnel, Roxanne, Chris Farley

If a person finds themselves waking up to eat that person suffers from mooititis.

by celdoublleu February 13, 2010