1 definition by Dr. TPE
An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “mommy” and submit to her.
Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately
Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.
Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.
by Dr. TPE August 5, 2021