Manititis

An acute, highly infectious state of delusion where a female becomes completely obsessed with, goes crazy over, and constantly daydreams about a man who doesn't even know she exists.
Common symptoms include checking his active status every five minutes, planning a wedding in her head based on a single eye-contact moment, and suffering from severe man-delusions over someone who doesn't think about her at all.

Friend A: "Did you see Chloe? She just bought a dress for a concert next month because she's convinced the lead singer is going to make eye contact and fall in love with her."
Friend B: "Oh boy, she’s got a severe case of manititis. Someone get that girl an intervention, he doesn't even know she breathes."

Manititis by Tashabasha October 13, 2026

manginitis 

A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.

Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."

Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."

manginitis by Horse head in my bed August 8, 2006

mangitis 

Inflammation of the mangina. Symptoms include irritability, cramping, bloating, bitchiness, mood swings, and other symptoms related to the female menstrual cycle. Etiology is primarily in men can be from all age groups.

Robert sure is cranky today, I wonder if his mangitis is flaring up again.

mangitis by Archadamj June 27, 2010

manginitis 

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

manginitis by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

Full Maniatis 

When going 100% in order to achieve a goal.

An appropriate way to describe an extreme circumstance - past, present or future tense.

Something Amazing.

'Look at that guy, he's going Full Maniatis on that souvlaki!'

'Check out that chick doing continuous back flips on the beach?' 'Mate, that's Full Maniatis styles!'

Full Maniatis by Akid23 October 28, 2018

Full Maniatis 

a chaotic loosely controlled single minded focus on yourself and your own goals at the detriment of everyone around you. Often resulting in loud outbursts.

Never go Full Maniatis

Full Maniatis by ManiatisFanClub October 25, 2018

manginitis 

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

manginitis by Luvnuts March 2, 2003