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Crazy woman. No, literally. Maftuha will hold a knife to your chest if you anger her. Maftuha are usually very ugly and have stubborn personalities.
Peaceful civilian: oh hey what's your name?

Maftuha: maftuha!

Peaceful civilization: uh- that's great but um I gotta go *bolts away into the distance*
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Maftuna

Maftuna is a girl who is willing to sacrifice anything to fix her relationship and she is a girl who is gonna sit down with you and help you with what your going through. Maftuna is a girl who is there to make you happy when ur mad, makes you smile when your sad and makes you joyful when ur not in a mood to talk. Maftuna will forgive you but she will never forget what you did to her. She is a kind girl that helps her family and anyone who is struggling in life. She will sit there and laugh with you cry with you talk about how cute you are. Maftuna is a kind,caring,loving ,good heart girl who is in too much pain but still holds it together
Maftuna by anonymous November 27, 2021
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Mastuhater 

A person who strongly discourages masturbation.

The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.

People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating

Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
Mastuhater by ORAmojo November 1, 2010
Maftuna the gorgeous girl on planet, lovely and passionate. Girl who can take initiative - fearless as Amazonka.Do it my baddie.
Maftuna thief of many souls
Maftuna by Predict Joe November 22, 2021
Maftuna is of Arabic Origin. It’s a Persian, Tajik, and Uzbek name for girls that’s means “charming” “attractive”.
Maftuna is a attractive girl
Maftuna by Briii.5 November 24, 2021
Maftuna is an uzbek (Central Asia) name which means "beautiful". This person is kind, creative and beautiful. She puts the family first and her friends consider her as their best friend. When she wants something, she always get it. Thanks to Allah. 💓
Maftuna is kind with everybody but doesn't like discrimination.
Maftuna by MafMaf30 November 20, 2021
Maftuna is beautiful and alluring girl. She is beautiful from the inside and out. She has a caring personality and very kind nature.

Maftuna is an attractive girl with her beautiful smile that makes others happy.
Maftuna is a beautiful girl, I think anyone who meets her is lucky.

Who wins Maftuna's heart is so lucky man.
Maftuna by anonymous November 22, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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