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1. something incredibly stupid that is said.
2. phrases of idiocy coined by Nate Spotts.
"If I were you, I'd hate you..."
"Dude, that was such a madism."
Madism by Machai Matsuda February 28, 2005
Words you can keep
A completely pointless and obviously stupid statement.
fu#@in donuts! Yeah!
Madism by The Governator March 3, 2005

james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021
A girl that may look and act confident but she's actually really shy. A girl that love to sing, dance, and just in general be ENERGETIC. When with friends she's wild, crazy, and weird. But be careful she is "fragile", weak, and sensitive. If she has to she'll whoop some ASS. She'll stand up for her friends. So if you have a Madisyn... be grateful.
Girl 1: OMG girl, you shoulda been there last night!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: Madisyn whooped some ass last night cuz somebody was messing with her friend!!!!
Girl 2: DAMN SHE A BADASS !!!!!!!!!!!
Madisyn by ML+CC May 31, 2018

MadisonTorsney

MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.
'' MadisonTorsney! ''

'' What? ''

'' You got MadisonTorsneyed, loser ''
MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021

James Madison 

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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